Category Archives: Hockey

NBC  These awkward Pierre moments are killing me. Doc isn’t irritating me as much as he was in Round 1.  Maybe it was just pregnancy hormones or — and clearly this is more likely — he read my blog and … Continue reading →

Vancouver Canucks vs LA Kings This just doesn’t stop being funny.  I’ve been laughing at this all day. If I were a Kings season ticket holder and had to listen to that Cartman voice all the time, I would stab … Continue reading →

Yarrr, another season over, matey! Team: Drunken Pirates (R2)Player: Carolyn BiermanNumber: 94Games Played: 17Points: 6Goals: 3Assists: 3Penalties in minutes: 0 No PIM!? Apparently I skated in peace this season. Division stats for the season: Team GP PTS W L T OTL GF GA SOG R1 15 24 12 … Continue reading →

M4 vs M1: 0-1 Peter and I were sitting around glaring at Quickbooks this afternoon when I got a phone call from Jen, a captain in the Maroon division.  She'd had a last-minute cancellation and would I like to sub … Continue reading →

Tonight was my first Thursday night game at Ice Oasis.    Apparently playing on two regular teams wasn't enough, so I added a third: the Scorpions! Well, Scorpions might be the official name for the team, but a more accurate name … Continue reading →